Enough About Me, What Do You Think About Me?

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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k1mkardashian:

I love how the internet keeps up with these little dates lol

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super-wolves:

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

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theproblematicblogger:

Twitter is fun

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fuck-customers:

A friend of mine is an attorney. Sometimes he gets the most ridiculous clients.

Friend: Alright, so plead out and you’ll get six months, but with good behavior you can get out in three.

Client: You can’t keep me out of jail?

Friend: Unfortunately, no. This is the best I could do.

Client: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S THE “BEST YOU COULD DO”? YOU’RE MY LAWYER, AREN’T YOU GOING TO FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS?

Friend: I am fighting for your rights.

Client: THEN WHY THE FUCK CAN’T YOU KEEP ME OUT OF JAIL?

Friend: Well, it’s your third offense, you were caught on camera, and you bragged about it on Facebook.

Client: AND?!?

therealjacksepticeye:

I look like an Oddish hahaI love it!

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ishipit-septiplier:

I don’t know what this is and I made it

Amazing haha!

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